I get to see an awful lot of adverts for children’s toys now I watch nothing but children’s television. The majority of the items being advertised are, let’s face it, garbage. Plastic garbage that will be lucky to see out boxing day before Grandpa sits on it, daddy bins it or child realises it is what it is: garbage.
So, for today’s delectation, I saw Doggie Doo being advertised.
I’m sorry, is this a game where you get to pick up poo?! I thought you could go out on the streets and do that for free?
Will wonders* never cease?